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90 Day Fiancé: Kalani & Asuelu’s Custody Battle Takes a Shocking Turn – Who Won?

The custody battle of Kolani and Asuelu’s kids has finally reached the finish line, and let’s just say it was more like a reality TV version of The Hunger Games, but with lawyers instead of weapons. Who won, who lost, and more importantly, who gets the joy of dealing with bedtime tantrums and snack negotiations?

Remember when we thought Kolani and Asuelu were endgame? Yeah, that aged about as well as milk in the sun. Kolani swiped her Hall Pass, landed herself a new man, and—hold on—is there a plot twist as well? They now have a baby together.

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So yes, Kolani is clearly in her new era. But hey, this doesn’t mean that Kolani and Asuelu don’t have any ties. She still has two sons with her ex-husband, and they still need to figure out how they’ll continue with their lives. After all, she and Asuelu still share two little humans who need more than just Instagram co-parenting.

So, how are these two exes navigating their “we’re stuck in each other’s lives forever” phase? Let’s get into it.

Wait a minute! Before we dive into the chaos, let me check in on my gossip squad. Hey lovelies, did you miss me? Oh, don’t even lie—I know you did! But guess what? Not Angela is back, people! And not just back—I’m armed with receipts, screenshots, and enough piping hot tea to burn a hole in your screen.

Yes, yes, you already know that I love to dig deep for the juiciest details, and let’s not pretend you’re not living for it. So why wait? Let’s get right into the bowl of my latest findings.

First things first: Asuelu’s sons have been living with Kolani and her new boyfriend, Dallas, ever since these two parted ways. They have clearly accepted their mother’s boyfriend in their lives and even go on vacations with him.

But it is evident that Dallas can never take the place of Asuelu in Oliver and Kennedy’s lives. They love their biological father and never miss any chance of hanging out with him.

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Asuelu was living the American Dream—or at least his version of it. He had a job, his kids were within arm’s reach, and life was good. He had a steady income, and all was well.

Now, we’ve got a serious custody situation coming up because we all know that Samoa and America aren’t exactly a short drive away. So, the question comes up: How will they co-parent when an entire ocean is playing third wheel?

Well, it seems that Asuelu has won the argument. He packed up his kids and flew them straight to Samoa. I know you aren’t able to believe me here, but hold on—we have receipts.

So, grab your popcorn, because this drama is just getting started. Look who just dropped a whole album of “Best Dad Ever” moments on Instagram! Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce Asuelu Pula, who came through with receipts.

Yes, the receipts include pictures, clips, and pure “living my best life” energy, featuring his sons having the time of their lives in Samoa. But if you think that’s all, then hold your kitchen mitts even tighter, because Asuelu and his kids actually look happy—like Kolani-who-kinda-happy.

Turns out, when you’ve got a fun dad like Asuelu, rules go out the window, and cheat days turn into cheat weeks. The trio was out here indulging in all the fast food Kolani probably had on her forbidden list.

Apparently, what’s co-parenting without a little passive-aggressive rebellion?

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I know, I know—this isn’t a rom-com where we can just laugh off the fact that a mom and her kids are oceans apart and unable to meet each other. That’s why fans are now in full-on detective mode.

They’re wondering: What’s the game plan here? Will Kolani channel her inner diplomat and help Asuelu find his way back to the US? Or will she just shrug, sip her green juice, and let the boys embrace the island life?

But it is evident that at this point, even they don’t seem to have a solid answer.

One thing’s for sure: This custody situation is giving more plot twists than a season finale, and we’re here for every messy detail.

Okay, deep breaths, everyone. Why are we considering the worst-case scenario every time before drafting dramatic custody battle scripts? Let’s entertain a simpler theory.

Well, isn’t it possible that Oliver and Kennedy might just be on an elite-level vacation with their father? I mean, just think about it: fresh island air, crystal-clear beaches, and a dad who probably said yes to everything they asked for.

Ice cream for breakfast? Sure. Bedtime? What bedtime? Exactly.

So, while some fans are picturing Kolani storming Samoa with a “bring back my baby” sign, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. These two might just be soaking up the island vibes before returning to their regularly scheduled programming in the US.

But hey, in the world of Kolani and Asuelu, expect anything but predictable.

For now, let’s not rush our horses because the possibilities are endless. I know what you’re going to say—I’ll keep digging receipts for you, I promise! I’ll be back sooner than you think.

But for now, we need to wrap up this session because, let’s be real, my detective agency literally can’t function without me, and I have some serious tea to brew.

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